Friday, May 31, 2013

Caylee Anthony Birthday Tribute

Happy Birthday Caylee Marie Anthony

Dear Caylee,
August 9th, 2013 would have been your 8th birthday. You should be celebrating your special day with cake, streamers, friends, family and lots of gifts.

Many people are sad you were denied that chance.

We have learned a lot about you in the past few years.

We've come to realize that you aren't any ordinary child.

You were a gift from above that has left a mark on a multitude of people around the world.

You were a victim, but you are now an angel watching over millions of children.
You were loved, adored and treasured by your family.

Your short life was unfair but not in vain. You will be helping children for years to come.

Because of you, laws will be added and amended.

Because of you, children will hopefully be properly protected.

You have opened up the eyes for numerous people.
Because of you, we view life differently now.

We see our children and grandchildren in a whole new light. You have given us more then you could ever imagine.

We wish we could have done more for you. I apologize.
My heart aches for you and all children who suffer pain or trauma. You are the sunshine of many lives.

Thank you for all you have taught us.
You are gone but will always be remembered. Justice for Caylee will prevail.
By the way you do have a magic touch with lightning strikes, that impresses me.
I have a feeling we might be hearing more from you. Bless your precious, sweet soul.

A Letter to Casey Anthony: RIP Caylee

Hey Casey! How's it going? I'm back by popular demand. Most likely you would have preferred I stayed away. Have you missed me? Yes, I know I said after my 10th article written about you that I was done with you but things have changed.

You are similar to the gift that keeps on giving, but nobody wants. You know that holiday fruitcake that gets passed around from person to person? That's you, but without a smile or an expression of gratitude. More of a grunt and a "oh no, not that again!" Yep, that explains it.

Every time I hear your name on the local news I shake my head. Headline News: Casey burped, farted or blinked! Ugh. Even though you are in hiding you are still a pest! The media feels compelled to constantly share with it's viewers your every movement. We don't care! Do you think you could possibly be considerate and make them aware of this? You don't know what considerate means? I'll help explain... Considerate: Careful not to cause inconvenience or hurt to others. I appreciate you taking care of the media for us. Oh, that word also... Appreciate: Recognize the full worth of. Be grateful. "Can we move on now?" Huh? "With my letter?" DUH!
My tribute to Caylee's birthday was my final chapter with the Anthony family saga but Jeff Ashton's book release made me rethink my decision. Yes, we are permitted to change our minds. I'm just being honest. Oh wait a second, you might not be familiar with that word...I'll help you out! Honest: free from fraud or deception / legitimate, truthful. Do you comprehend the word now? I didn't think so.
The infamous tattoo ... "The Beautiful Life"   
Jeff Ashton's book about your trial is selling well. People are still curious about you. Why wouldn't they be? You are unique (using that term very lightly). Have you read the book "Imperfect Justice" yet? I haven't. The book supposedly contains Jeff's opinions and the prosecutions facts from the trial. I have a difficult time accepting that since the majority of the facts were based on you and from you. Seriously? That's a bunch of hogwash! Data from Jose Baez was used? You've got to be joking! He was your lawyer and I beg to differ on anything he had to say! Enough about him. Back to the book.

I'm sure the book is entertaining. I don't want entertaining. I want hardcore facts. I'm sure you heard of the saying..."state the facts Jack" or in your case, Casey! Facts: something that has really occurred. I will read the book one day, when I find it at a yard sale for a buck or two. I stand by my word that I will not support anyone making money from Caylee's death. Most of all you or your family members.
So while you were reading the book...I'm assuming you had the first copy right off the presses and I'll risk the "never assume because you make an ass out of me and you" remark...did you smirk and say, "you missed the mark Jeff, you could have had me but you were a tad bit off?" No disrespect to Jeff Ashton at all.
He was the lead prosecutor and I think he did a swell job. It is what it is.

Have you thanked the jurors yet? Well you should! Stop your slacking and do something unselfish! Oops there's another word you don't understand. Unselfish: Willing to put the needs or wishes of others before one's own. You do realize at this point that the jurors are also your victims, correct? They made their decision. I will not insult or criticize them. What's happened has happened and can't be undone.
Do you intend to watch the Lifetime movie based on the book? Oh I bet you are! Well heck girl the movie is about you and we all know how much you enjoy the limelight! You will be irate that you aren't starring in the movie and most likely you will judge and critique every scene but oh well, you really don't have control of everything! OH MY! Not having things go your way is a downer, isn't it!? I wonder if the actress who portrays you will also have hissy fits and stomp her feet in anger as you so often did during your trial. Yep, those antics are guaranteed since she will be portraying you!

So what have you been up to? How's life treating you? Anything new and exciting? Have you got a job yet? Oh forget it, no need to answer...who cares! Do you miss Caylee? Do you think of Caylee? Whatever, your response is insignificant. Insignificant: Too small or unimportant to be worth consideration. Need I say more?

Have you considered telling the truth yet? Yes, (shaking my head) I thought you might need help understanding this word. Truth: conformity with fact or reality; verity: the truth of a statement. Hold up! One word at a time! Reality: state of things as they actually exist, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined. I never imagined I'd have to explain so many words to you. You did graduate high school, correct? Oh that's right you didn't. Moving on now....I realize the word reality can be tricky since some of us would like to escape reality once in a while and then there are some of us who have no idea what reality is. So are we on the same page again? You're welcome for the definitions.
Now back to telling the truth... oh geez girl how could you already forget the meaning, see answer above! OK now can we carry on? Have you considered "telling the truth?" About what happened to Caylee...DUH!! What planet are you from? Umm this is earth, last time I checked. Give it a rest, you already tried the insanity plea you failed with flying colors...your face was many shades of red when that plan backfired in court. Yes, we witnessed your many mood swings. A vision that I'm glad is finally gone from my mind. Kinda.

In a nutshell I'm actually kind of surprised of the hatred people still feel towards you.
It hasn't fizzled a bit. Anytime your name is mentioned I continue to notice facial expressions tense up, voices get stern and opinions are flaring!
You are still disliked in so many ways. It's actually sad. Don't get me wrong you don't have my pity. Caylee does.
One final question...why the tattoo? Bella Vita? Oh just forget that will just fabricate another lie.

This is the last time, I didn't expect my letter to turn into a vocabulary lesson. Lie: is a type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement. Has your nose stopped growing yet?

Who knows maybe we'll talk again one day. Have you considered being more sociable? Why do you act like there's a chip on your shoulder? Silly girl that's not a chip, it's karma and you can't toss it away.


Monday, November 19, 2012

Casey Anthony - Circus Trial Of The Decade

Dear Casey: An offer from a porno magazine? You go girl! You must also be honored with the rumor that TMZ has offered you a movie deal! Yes, the same media maniacs that attempted to aide Octomom when everyone else turned their back on her. Actually she like you are free reality TV. Who in their right mind would buy a book with your name on it or watch a movie written about your lies? You were declared a pathological liar, why would you bother telling the truth now? Forget about the millions of dollars you'll possibly benefit from the death of Caylee. Ask OJ he'll tell you. Society doesn't support killers who get away with murder.

Wow Casey your beautiful life isn't what it turned out to be. You might want to consider a new tattoo. Baby Killer, maybe? You might be out of prison soon BUT you will always be living as a prisoner. Cosmetic surgery and/or a name change won't even help you. In the eyes of society you will always be GUILTY as sin. Society will never, ever, ever let you forget that you took Caylee's life. Whether accidental or intentional, murder is murder. Taking your child's life is the ultimate sin. A wise comic once said, regarding his children, "I brought you into this world and I can take you out." The comic is Bill Cosby and it was a JOKE not meant to be taken LITERALLY! I do hope you get yourself FIXED since you obviously shouldn't bring another child into your life, motherhood isn't for everyone. Any woman can have a baby BUT it takes a real woman to be a mother.

You will need employment but I would refrain from applying for a nanny position chances are you don't have the correct credentials. You most likely could use Universal Studios as a reference, you did work there...right?! According to news reports and media frenzy Orlando doesn't want you here....I suggest a swift move to Alaska. There is a woman who resides there whom we all hope stays there. I betcha she would welcome you, but please stay away from her innocent children!

I also want to inform you that I've decided to take back my life, I among millions of others wish Caylee could say the same. I've allowed you to consume my life and take up room and board in my head for long enough. I am an addict and will soon be entering Circus Of The Decade Rehab. I no longer have to endure watching Jose Baez defend you. You are a disgrace to all mothers and Bozo is a disgrace to the Justice System. You are a very popular woman these days and not for the right reasons. You have many haters which is not an honor in any way, shape or form. You are in the same category as OJ Simpson, that's harsh. You will never be forgotten and always known as a baby killer. You added twelve more victims to your list on July 5th when the jury found you NOT GUILTY but you are NOT INNOCENT so please never forget that. Your latest twelve victims will have to live with their decision for the remainder of their lives. Yes they had to follow the guidelines of the law. They were performing their civic duty. They rushed out of the courthouse and back to their comfort of their homes and families in Pinellas County. They left Orange County and the rest of the world dumbfounded, in shock and awe of their verdict. Chances are once they began to watch the news and search the internet their impressions of you being a good mother have changed. Chances are they wish they could take their verdict back. They can't. There is no double jeopardy. But your turn will come when you least expect it. Ask OJ, he'll tell you all about it.

I have written a few articles since this trial began and this one might be my final one. I hope you get to read them all one day, type hubpages into the search engine not chloroform or chlorophyll. They are further proof as to how consumed I am with your trial. I consider at times about getting into your head and trying to figure out how you tick but I decided against that due to fear of never coming back to reality. You are history in the making and not at all in a triumphantly way.

As a resident of Orlando I've been following Caylee's story since the day I heard on the news your mother say, "the car smells like a dead body." My heart ached for Cindy, George and Lee. I wondered how could any mother kill their child? You aren't the first mother to cause harm and bring death to their child and unfortunately you will not be the last. Your saga hit home for me for one the time of that infamous 911 phone call I was holding my one year old granddaughter in my arms. For that instant I placed myself in Cindy's shoes and I felt her pain, her anguish, her sadness. Her entire world was turned upside down and will never be right side up again. Her beautiful Caylee was gone forever! Oh my I can't imagine being in Cindy's shoes. But I can imagine that if you were my daughter I never would have allowed 31 days to pass before I set eyes on my granddaughter. I would have hunted you down like a wild animal until my granddaughter was in my sight and in my arms. I'm not judging Cindy in any way. She is who she is and I am who I am. It was from that day and 911 call I knew you were guilty.

I didn't just jump on the bandwagon. I followed "Case Against Casey" for three years. I wondered what in the world is taking so long to get to trial? After watching your defense team during the trial I understand now. Jose Baez is doing the best that he can to defend you BUT how in the world could you allow him to throw your family under the bus? How could you allow him to accuse your father of molesting you? I can see that you have the reigns and control your team and that you had a say in those outlandish accusations! How could you allow them to even presume that Lee could possible be Caylee's father. How could you just sit at the defense table and not show any remorse? How dare you even laugh when others in the courtroom laugh. You DO NOT have that right! It's because of YOU and only YOU that your family's life will forever be changed for the worse. It's because of YOU I have to constantly listen to Nancy Grace!!! Ok I could change the channel but she makes sense some of the time.

I followed the trial on Twitter. Facebook. Blogs. Because of you I've made some wonderful new friends. Because of you I'm being followed on Twitter and Facebook by Mark NeJame. Thank you for that! I watch the media coverage...Casey you are on ALL MAJOR AND CABLE NETWORKS but none of it is for a good reason. I hear via friends that they spotted your parents around town going grocery shopping, restaurants and the movies. I admire George and Cindy and give them an abundant amount of credit for not hiding out. They have been chewed up, spit out and chewed up again but they keep on ticking. Kudos to them.

I wonder what you think when you are alone in your cell. Do you speak to Caylee? Do you remember the moment when you took her young, innocent life away from her? Was it worth it Casey? Do you wish you can take back what you did to her? Do you miss Caylee? Do you have any regrets. It's okay you don't have to answer. I don't care anymore. I'm washing my hands of you just like George washed his hands of you in front of millions of viewers during the trial. You are being kicked to the curb! You are outta here! Get the hint yet? It's your families choice to ever speak to you again. Most families have some dysfunctional tendencies, the Anthony's are no different with the exception of you. I do hope you finally tell your family the truth. This is all based on the assumption that your family ever speaks to you again. They have lost the apple of their eye. Their granddaughter was placed in a bag and thrown away like trash, not even gently placed. She was tossed over the underbrush because someone was too lazy to walk around it. It's not everyday that a defense lawyer (aka Bozo) tells a nation that a father inserted his penis in his daughter's mouth at night and then she went to school the next day as if nothing happened. That is hard to forgive. Family or not. Dysfunctional or not. Your family has a long road ahead of them.

As my final note I'd like to add....YOU did not win. The DEFENSE did not win. The PROSECUTION did not win. Nobody WON. Justice for Caylee was not served. We will never forget Caylee. Just like we never forget all the children whose lives are cut short whether by a parent or a stranger. You have to live with what you have done. We as a society can move on and continue to live the beautiful life. You my dear....KARMA........ask OJ. Hasta la vista baby!

Monday, October 29, 2012

Casey Anthony Case: Guilty until proven innocent

The jurors for the Casey Anthony trial said "Not Guilty," but all who followed the case know she's guilty as sin...

As a longtime resident of Orlando it truly frustrates me that after three years Casey Anthony has still not been tried for her crime. It's not like she's a celebrity such as OJ Simpson! Sure they are in jury deliberations at the moment but that's turning into a circus. How can anyone honestly say that they can be an impartial juror? Seriously, what cave have they been dwelling in for the past 3 years?

The taxpayers are paying for her trial, room and board and I for one have had enough. I'd rather use the money wisely such as for new SEWER systems. It seems like it was just yesterday that the news broke in Orlando about Caylee Anthony being missing. It didn't take long for all the lies from Casey to begin. Within days the angered protesters began picketing in front of the Anthony family home....yelling and screaming profanities at George and Cindy.

It was total humiliation for the folks of Orlando. We among millions of other caring people worldwide yearned for Caylee's safe return.

On one hand you have a selfish, self-centered young "mother" who only wanted to party. On the other hand were the Grandparents. I felt for the grandparents. I imagined myself being in that horrible dilemma and I would never have allowed that spectacle to happen. Yes I know we can't say what we'll do unless we walk in someones shoes BUT I beg to differ in this situation. Being a grandmother made it really hit home for me. I felt their pain, anguish and confusion. On one hand their precious granddaughter, who they worshipped with all their heart is missing. On the other hand their daughter, was being questioned for Caylee's disappearance.

The drama began to unfold when Cindy Anthony phoned the police to report her granddaughter missing. Then she reported that the car smelled like a dead body was in there! It was at this time that she realized she placed her foot in her mouth. Then the lies began for both George and Cindy. One after another. Constantly misleading the detectives on the case. Cindy, George, Casey and Lee told so many lies I didn't know how they kept them straight! My head was spinning from all the lies they attempted to get away with.

We never gave up hope that "maybe" the nanny really did kidnap Caylee. That all changed and our hearts were broken when her body was found tossed in the woods like a piece of trash. No child should ever be treated so horribly. It takes a cold hearted, mean spirited person to do something so callous.

It's true we shouldn't judge one another. WELL when you have the facts right in front of you it's difficult not to! Innocent until proven guilty should have an additional clause that exempts common sense cases. The time will come when she will pay the price for what was done. How she can sit in the courtroom during the hours of juror selection truly baffles me. She must have numbed her brain to any feeling of emotion whatsoever. How she has kept quiet about the truth for this long is inhumane. I believe justice will be served, if not by the judicial system then by a higher power.

DISCLAIMER: This is my opinion. If for some insane reason Casey is found not guilty I WILL NOT apologize to her. I will still consider her a selfish, spoiled "mother" who needs a good ass-whooping!!!


It's been one week since the Casey Anthony trial has began. In a nutshell it's a circus and Jose Baez is tossing peanuts to the jurors. His defense tactics are a huge failure. He's attempting to place the blame on Caylee's grandparents George and Cindy Anthony. In my opinion it's not working. His inadequacies as a defense attorney are being proven to the jurors and the viewers on a daily basis. Casey is guilty but even a guilty person deserves a good defense team. The lack of remorse on Casey's behalf completely baffles me.

How could anyone be as cruel as she is and continue to torture your parents who have done so much for you? I have a strong feeling that Jose is going to try for an insanity plea but that will NOT work. She's obviously far from insane. There is no cop-out plea for a habitual liar except life in prison with no chance of parole or the death penalty. Even if Caylee's untimely death was purely by accident and not intentional she should have come clean from the start.

And the EMMY goes to Casey Anthony

UPDATE: June 9, 2011: Oh Casey were the court proceedings really so awful for you today that the trial had to come to an abrupt ending? Are you truly sick or are you suffering from consciousness of guilt? Was that trip to Puerto Rico that you wanted to take with your friends REALLY more important than your daughter? Was taking your daughters life really worth it? Cindy couldn't babysit but couldn't you ask someone else instead of killing your daughter?

Do you realize how many lives you effected with your act of selfishness? Whatever ailments are effecting you today are nothing compared to what will effect you for the rest of your life. Why not just admit your wrongdoing and end your suffering now. How can you just sit there and listen to day after day of testimony and not show any emotion unless it pertains to yourself?

I'm actually feeling a bit sorry for you and because of that I'm not liking myself right now. You don't deserve my empathy and I will get over it very quickly. You need to come forward and end this circus. Do it for your parents and brother who will never recover from this horrendous act of horror that you've brought into their lives. Reality has slapped you in the face. It's not going to get any easier. Do it Casey, do it now. Admit the truth. Unleash the beast.

And the drama continues...

UPDATE: June 11, 2011 Seriously Casey you had your daughter's body in your cars trunk for 3-5 days before you callously disposed of her body in the woods! During this time you had friends in your car as you drove around and partied. Unbelievable how you could just sit at the defense table while the expert witness expressed these facts and you were emotionless. What planet did you come from? What planet are you from? You simply disgust me.

Not Guilty?

Update 6-27-11 Casey did you seriously think you would be declared incompetent. Three, yes THREE medical professionals declared you competent. We all saw your facial expression, you know the one you gave to Mason....the look of death....but when you remembered the cameras were watching you, you regained your composure and went straight back to the blank stare. Ugh what planet are you from? You are competent! You can NOT plead insanity! You knew what you were doing when you did it and YOU must pay the price.
Update 7-5-11 Today is Day 2 of deliberations. Casey you look very tired and upset. I'm beginning to feel pangs of empathy for you again BUT as usual I'm sure they will pass. Why did you allow this situation to get to this point. I wish you would have taken a different route three years ago. Your family is suffering so much, it breaks my heart. I know deep down you feel some guilt but you won't admit to it now or maybe ever.
You are the most detested woman in this country right now. I bet you never thought you would be so popular is such a negative way. Who ever thought that July 4th, 2011 most of the country would spend waiting to hear if your verdict would be read. I wish you luck are a human being and you do feel emotions, you must be so lonely on your planet. I don't wish the death penalty for you. I do wish you would just confess your mistake.
Your daughter was a beautiful child who was so loved and deserved so much more. Her untimely death didn't need to turn into such a circus. It's so disrespectful. When I watch my 4 year old granddaughter play basketball with her YMCA team....I see Caylee in their faces and it's so bittersweet. It's so very sad. Free yourself Casey from within.

VERDICT: NOT GUILTY? Come on Casey even you don't believe that, do you?

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Casey Anthony Trial and Legal Jargon Story

The Jury Is In.....

Recently I was ACCUSED of being mean and it momentarily stopped me in my tracks. I am all for FREEDOM of speech and for not being a JUDGE to another's opinion. I believe we all have a voice that needs to be heard and we all have something to say. I would not PROSECUTE one person's opinion or point of view because we are all unique. I have no problem with negative feedback and I'm not attempting to DEFEND myself. I do have a problem with someone referring to me as a mean person. I can call in many EXPERTS who could ARGUE this CASE on my behalf.

I've written a few blogs regarding the Casey Anthony TRIAL Of The Decade. These articles are for entertainment and educational purposes only. Not that I'm a LEGAL EXPERT but as previously stated I am a John Grisham fan. I didn't expect a SIDEBAR and a need to explain myself. Readers of my articles can TESTIFY for that fact.

Some of my writings include group participation and have many comments and opinions. Never did it enter my thoughts that I was disrespecting Caylee's memory. She was a child who was born to a selfish mother. Any woman can have a baby but it takes a real woman to be a mother and I have many WITNESSES to attest to that.

I intentionally avoided including any wording or context that had to do with Caylee's MURDER. As a mother and grandmother I could not imagine this traumatic event occuring in my life. My heart aches for Cindy, George, Lee and Caylee. Not for Casey, at all. She sits at the DEFENSE table with her smug expression like she's the VICTIM but we all know the facts and hopefully the JURY sees through the abundance of lies.

We all know this trial is about Justice For Caylee. We all react differently and that's not against the LAW or reason for a LAWSUIT. We express our emotions in the way we are accustomed. We might express anger and yell at our TV's or whichever item of technology we are using to keep updated. We might find solace within a group of peers with laughter. Yes laughter does temporarily ease the pain but we never forget what brought us together and we still feel sadness for Caylee.

I am opinionated, I like to share my thoughts and emotions. I like to laugh and since when is that a CRIME? I believe it's good for the soul. I know when and where to draw the line. I won't go into DELIBERATIONS for my opinions. I appreciate all points of view. There will be no need for an APPEAL! I have since then taken a RECESS, dusted myself off and I am now back on track again.

I have considered PLEADING INSANITY due to some of the TESTIMONY of the DEFENSE but I've come this far I plan on sticking around until the GUILTY VERDICT is read.
UPDATE: Verdict was shockingly Not Guilty which doesn't mean Innocent! Very sad day for many thousands of people. Justice For Caylee will come in due time.

Negative Comment:
If you could see that poor little girls body in the trunk and smell the decomposition would you still be addicted? You're making her death into entertainment, that's sick.

My Response:
We are in no way at all disrespecting the memory of Caylee. We are in no way making her untimely death entertainment. Casey Anthony has taken care of that for all of us. If she would have come forward 3 years ago this circus of a trial with it's ringleader Jose Baez would not be going on and the world wouldn't be aware of the dysfunctional Anthony family. We are addicts because the defense team and Casey has brought us to this point. We are all heartbroken over Caylee's death. We want Justice For Caylee and in the meanwhile we will continue to bash her murdering mother and her bozo lawyer.

Disclaimer: Unless you have read my other blogs you might take this article serious, it's all in fun. Laughter is contagious. Thank you for taking the time to read them. -Sunshine

Casey Anthony: What will she do now? A new look?

This article was written when Casey Anthony was released from jail. She's now released from probation...

Back by popular demand another Casey Anthony article. We all could use a bit of humor while going through withdrawals of the Circus Trial Of The Decade. Now that Casey Anthony has her freedom most of are wondering, what she will do next?

Some of us couldn't care less. We all want to put this travesty behind us and move on and wait for karma to take the reins.
In the meantime I've compiled some suggestions as to what Casey could do next.

Feel free to add your suggestions or recommendations in the comment section.

Visit Jaron van der Sloot and convince him to tell her what really happened to Natalie Holloway. After leaving Joran she could make a pit stop by OJ's cell and find out the truth about Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. They are three of a kind, maybe they could swap confession stories. She could also possibly get advice as to avoid karma trailing behind her.

Ask for Tony's phone number and actually get it this time. All I can say to this is RUN! TONY! RUN!

Shop for an assortment of ruffled blouses with collars since they obviously bring her luck.

Deactivate her My Space account and join Facebook. Twitter only allows 140 characters which would be a struggle for her with all her lies. Forget about Google+ they probably have her blocked from receiving invites.

Read my blogs that I wrote in her honor.

Apply for a job at Universal Studios since she already basically knows the layout of the park.

Take a spelling class so the next time she performs searches she'll find the correct word the first time around.

She'll need a new tattoo to celebrate her new BEAUTIFUL LIFE. Hmmmm. "Cash cow" is an option since that's all you are to your legal team.

Get fixed?!?!? Enough said.

Purchase a new eyeliner, possibly Avon Glimmersticks....feel free to shop my website!

Enter as many hot body contests as possible in order to make money to purchase those eyeliners.

Open up her own checking account (stealing is a crime Casey) even worse is stealing from your friends and family.

Try NOT TO LIE. Anything is possible (remember the verdict). She could imagine herself as pinocchio and every time she lies her nose will grow, just a suggestion but it might help.

Sign up for an acting class JUST IN CASE you should ever see a courtroom again. We saw right through your facial expressions during the trial even though the Pinellas 12 might not have.

If she should come across any money...WHICH by the way whoever pays her for a story is pond scum......I suggest taking the jurors on a cruise. I think they earned a nice treat.

To earn some extra cash you could play Monopoly and bet the other players that you will get the "Get Out Of Jail Free" card each time you play...cha ching, she'll be rolling in the cash!

I hear the circus is always looking for a new act....Bozo can join you!

Heads up: Stay AWAY from Nancy Grace! On second thought invite her on the juror cruise also, you two might get along or go overboard....just a thought.

Disclaimer: I along with my readers plead the fifth should CA get into a jam while attempting any suggestions offered in this article.


Casey Anthony Trial Addicts


You knew you were addicted to the Casey Anthony trial when...

Unless you have been living under a rock you obviously heard of the Casey Anthony trial. You might not have followed the Trial Of The Decade, but many people did.
Those of us who are die-hard followers are referred to as addicts. We wanted all the details.
With modern technology we were able to follow the trial via TV, Internet, Facebook, Twitter, blogs, media social groups, among many other ways.
I've compiled the responses I collected when I posted this question on my Facebook, Twitter, texts, email and so on.
I was interested to hear what others had to say. How did we get so involved in this trial?
What makes us so curious and in awe of the daily proceedings?
Each of us had our own reasons. We all had our own opinions. We all continue to want Justice For Caylee.
Feel free to post why you were addicted to the trial in the comment section below.

Casey Anthony trial addicts respond...

1. You begin to think your car trunk smells - Linda K.
2. You have vivid dreams you've cracked the case only to wake up and realize evidence proves otherwise ... maybe tonight. - Sunshine
3. You turn on every TV in every room while cleaning so you don't miss anything. -SUE
4. You start referring to the legal players as JB - JP - CM. -Sheri
5. When the waiter screws up your order at dinner and you demand a MISTRIAL! - Fred
6. You start to chat with a hashtag (#)! - jeannietheswede
7. When you get mad because your video went out and your CNN app. is not streaming for same reason. - jeree
8. When you ask your wife for a sidebar. - desertdawg
9. When your dog wants to go out and you say OBJECTION! - houla303
10. I know my wife is addicted when I call her from work and she says call me back during RECESS! - The husband
11. You break to go to the beach but still follow on Twitter. - ewstuart
12. Call a timeout for your kids a SIDEBAR! - leslieabravanel
13. You just realized your wife left you two weeks ago. - freakingannoyed
14. You are looking at Twitter feed instead of playing angrybird! -kaf71
15. When you clear your day to watch the trial and they recess early and you have to find something to do! -twitfan
16. When you live on the west coast and set your alarm to 5:30 am to watch east coast feed. -Heyitsashley77
17. You carry your laptop to go pee.- Dianna H.
18. You come home from work on a short break because you can't get the internet to work on their network... - Kathy G.
19. When you sit in front of the Computer and have it on T.V on mute... - Amy T.
20.You join Judge Perry's FB group to keep updated with the trial and meet fellow addicts - Linda B.
21. Your kids are having Spongebob withdrawals - Jennifer G.
22.You get in trouble at work for no being able to do your job during court hours. :) Hasn't stopped me though! -Elizabeth B.
23. All you talk about is the trial. - Theresa V.
24.You feel you could more effectively represent Casey (though who'd want to?) - Matt L.
25.If you want to bust a perfectly good TV when you see her damn face! -Sam H.
26.When I return to the house at lunch break at 1:30 PM without taking my cell phone for the time while doing farm chores. -Michael & Patty
27. When you wish Judge Perry would toss his gavel at Baez and it would bump off of his head and get Casey! BAM...BAM! - tooshyyy
28. When you call your doctor and cancel the appointment made a month ago and say "I'll call you at another time to reschedule". - Courtney A.
29. When you go to downtown Orlando on a sunday morning to take pictures of the courthouse and surrounding areas to post on your Facebook to share with friends. - Sunshine
30. When you take your computer to bed and watch streaming. Then go to work and watch Jane, Nancy, Dr. Drew, Judge Jeane and Geraldo for bits of the day you already watched. Leslie T.
31. When I wake up earlier than normal to watch the trial. Then watch HLN all night after the trial is over just in case there is anything I may have missed, Then take my laptop to bed with me to check status updates in case there is something I may have missed during the trial, or HLN!!! I was guilty once of taking my laptop to the bathroom during a pee break. No joke! -Chris Neville
32. When you yell at the TV "GO BABY" TO Jeff Ashton..... - Dianna H.
33. You have ass indents in your couch cushions and Frito-Lay is calling to confirm your chip order! -Kimberly L.
34. Your husband asks you to make pigs in the blanket and you puke at the thought! -Christina C.
35. You seriously consider rehab to help battle the addiction. - LSK
36. You take a shot everytime Baez is overruled. - Marybeth P.
37. When you can't shower or make dinner until the trial is adjourned for the day! - Kristin B.
38. Your Christmas card list has Judge Perry on it - Kim L
39. Your husband whispers "Sustained" and "overruled" as sweet nothings and you LOVE it! -Michele B.
40. When you originally take a "staycation" so you can get things done around the house and then find the only real time you have is 12:00 - 1:30 PM and that is to go to Wal-ly Mart World! -Robert Dea
41. You setup a Facebook page for the Judge. -Judge Belvin Perry (unofficial page)
42.Your wife makes you do everything because she might miss something in the trial and when you get done she rewinds it so you can see it...most often it's Baez getting outclassed and out lawyered by Ashton. -Cuda Marc Mitchell

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